Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.
Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.
okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?
I ship it
^^^ omfggg just for the comments
omg
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my ipod fell under the couch and i got down on the ground to look for it and
SOMEBODY’S TRYING TO HIDE OREOS AND TWIX FROM ME
UPDATE UH I FOUND SOME BRASS KNUCKLES TOO?????
SOMEBODY IS NOT FUCKIN AROUND ABOUT THESE OREOS
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cantshakethenoisefromourbones:
Water balloon popped in zero gravity
STOP SHITTING ME
if you don’t want this on your dash, you’re lying
I was hoping they were water bending :(
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